The Santaland Diaries

The Santaland Diaries

By David Sedaris * Adapted for the stage by Joe Mantello * Directed by Josh Batenhorst

December 12-16, 2018

Wednesday-Saturday at 7:30 pm; Sunday at 2:30 pm; Additional late night performances Friday and Saturday nights at 9:30 pm

When an out of work slacker takes a job as an elf in Macy’s Santaland, his hilarious observations of the shoppers and employees are much more naughty than nice. This one-man-act can only be described one way: crazy funny. Starring Tom Chalmers.

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Audience Guidelines

Asheville Community Theatre gives The Santaland Diaries a rating of R. The show is not intended for or geared towards children.

Adult Language

Plenty of swears throughout. Also includes a derogatory usage of the word "retarded." We are contractually obligated to perform the script as written.

Drugs & Alcohol

Includes references to drinking, being drunk, and smoking pot